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May 8, 2005
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???A: Bunny farts!
May 24, 2005
Bzzzz 144 hits
How did the bee hurt his back?He fell off his honey!
Feb 13, 2005
In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay? He's the one that tips the boat and sucks out the 'seamen!'
May 27, 2005
Call a Fish 142 hits
How do you talk to a fish?You drop him a line.
Jul 20, 2005
Carrots 109 hits
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Feb 19, 2005
Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on him?A: He bitch-slapped her.
May 1, 2005
Cat go woof 195 hits
How do you make a cat go woof?Cover it in petrol and set it alight.
Jul 17, 2005
Cat Hospital 137 hits
Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?A: To have a cat-scan done.
Apr 30, 2005
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
Mar 15, 2005
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?A. Unique up on it.Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?A. Tame way.
Feb 22, 2005
What are the two things a cat is good for?Altitude and distance!
Jul 25, 2005
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?A: A walkie-talkie.
Jul 10, 2005
How do you stop an elephant from charging?Take away his credit card!
May 28, 2005
Cherry Tree 136 hits
Q: What is the loudest noise in the jungle?A: A giraffe eating cherries.
Mar 13, 2005
Why did the chicken cross the road?'Cause he freakin' felt like it!
Mar 24, 2005
Chicken Chat 133 hits
Q: Why did the chicken say,"Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?"A: He was studying foreign languages.
Mar 20, 2005
Where is the world's fastest chicken from?Ethiopia!
May 30, 2005
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?It wanted to lay it on the line.
Mar 6, 2005
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road rolls in dirt and comes back?A dirty double crosser
Jun 23, 2005
Why did the chicken run onto the football field?Because the umpire called a foul.
 
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