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May 15, 2005
Jackson and Dr Spock
102 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?A: They both know how to rear a child.
Mar 18, 7984
Jackson and Jordan
86 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan?A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
Aug 16, 2005
Jackson and Lisa
101 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?A: About two dress sizes!!!
Sep 26, 2005
Jackson and Neil Armstrong
124 hits
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?A. Neil walked the moon, Michael Jackson... fucked little boys.
Jun 27, 2005
Jackson and Neil
98 hits
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f***s little boys.
Aug
4, 2005
Jackson and Rum
109 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common?A: They both come in small tots.
Jul
7, 2005
Jackson and Saddam Hussein
106 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?A: They both pulled out of Jordan.
Aug 13, 2005
Jackson and Santa Claus
108 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Mar 18, 9355
Jackson and the PLO
133 hits
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.
May 14, 2005
Jackson and Walmart
96 hits
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common?A: They both have small boys pants at half off!
Jul
9, 2005
Jackson call a circumcision
107 hits
Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?A: Foreplay.
Mar 18, 4272
Jackson candy bar
127 hits
Q: Have you seen the new Michael Jackson candy bar?A: It's white chocolate with no nuts.... (but kids like it)
Aug 27, 2005
Jackson Check into
102 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic?A: To get over his 11 year crack habit.
Mar 18, 6904
Jackson consider
91 hits
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?A: Two 5 year olds.
Mar 18, 3004
Jackson cross the road
88 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in.
May 24, 2005
Jackson dangle his baby
128 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby over a balcony?A: Because he overheard his wife asking someone to drop the children off a few stories.
Mar 18, 1715
Jackson doll
129 hits
Q: Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?A: It comes in a little can.
May 21, 2005
Jackson fail to renew
90 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!
Mar 18, 5344
Jackson get food poisoning
118 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
Jun 28, 2005
Jackson get kicked out
103 hits
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.
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