Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

A guy walks into a pub and says, ''Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?''The bartender says, ''Why is that there? Is it annoying?'' "Yes," the man said, ''it's driving me nuts."

Why'd the condom cross the road?He got pissed off!

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me I'm going in.

Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.

Q. What do call a good cook?A. A master baster.

Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?A. A groovy kind of love.

Q: What did the dick say to the condom? A: Cover me -- I'm going in.

Q. What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?A. Eat, drink, and be Mary!

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?A: They are both meat substitutes.

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don't poke your eye out.

Why are pubic hairs curly?So you don't poke your eye out.

Two lesbians walk into a whorehouse and ask for the youngest girl they got. The madam looks at them for a second and says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers!"

Q: What did the prick say to the balls?A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!

What is the difference between a boy and a girl?The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?You come in one and you go in the other!

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?" "A what?" "A dikfer." "What's a dikfer?" "Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?The head Nurse!

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!