Yo Mommas so ugly, she broke her own record for 25 years... too bad they cant feature a Photo in the Guiness Book of World Records :S PS. Lame ne? lol

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap...

yo momma so fat she has to use the highway as a slip and slide!

Yo mama's so short, she had 2 cuff her panties.

Yo mama's so fat, she jumped on the arch and made it into the mcdonalds M.

yo mama's so fat, she waz about 2 jump in the ocean, and the ocean jumped out and said u 1st.

Yo momma's breath is so stank the thermometer read, "I Quit!"

Yo Mommas like a really popular website;over 10,000 hits a day

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo mama so old her...

yo momma so fat she uses a dump truck as a toilet!

yo mom is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!

Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on my dogs tail I had to change his name to "Beaver."

Your momma's so ugly, she's not bald, it's her hair running away from her face!

Yo mama's so big, she had to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!

Yo self-centered momma is so fat, the world really does revolve around her!

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to go rob a bank she didn't have to use no gun, she just reached her head over the counter and said put the money in the bag!!!!!

Man yo mama so fat she gots more Chins than a chinese phone book!!!!

Yo Mama's so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape", they yelled "NO!"

Your momma is so ugly when she walks through the woods during hunting season she wears a sign saying "DONT SHOOT! FROM THE FRONT I LOOK ALMOST HUMAN!"