Your momma so old and fat when God said let there be light, he asked your momma to move the hell out of the way because she was blocking the sun.

Your momma so fat when she broke a leg gravy came out.

Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo momma so fat that every time she turned around it was her birthday.

Yo momma so ugly she looks just like you!

Yo mama stinks so bad that when she puts on her 'Secret' deodorant it tells! ha ha :)

Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Yo momma is so fat I had to take five trains, eight cars, and twelve airplanes just to get around her!

Yo momma's so fat that a car hit her and she turned around and said "Hey! Who threw that rock!"

Yo mama so fat she can give the homeless a home.

Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has 2 jobs.

Your mama is so fat she put on a red coat, walked outside, and everyone started yelling, "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid"

Your mammas so fat she has more rolls than the bakery shop

YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver...

You mum's so fat that when she Bungee jumps, the bridge falls down.

Yo momma is like a Big Mac. Full of fat and only worth a dollar.

Yo momma is like a carousel. She goes up and down and everyone gets a ride.

Yo Momma so fat, you can see her from space.