Yo momma is so fat and hairy that if she died her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

Yo Momma stinks so bad she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard!

yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.

yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

Here are some random Yo Momma jokes off the top of my head: Yo momma's so stupid she spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate' Yo momma's so stupid,...

yo momma so dumb that when we told her it was chilli outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo Mama so stupid she didin,t know she was yo mama. Yo Mam so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch. Part2 Yo Mama so fat when she jumped on the trampoliene she made...

Yo Momma's feet are so ashy she leaves white footprints. Yo Momma's house is so nasty the roaches moved out. Yo Momma's hair is so short it's ingrown. I would stay and chat, but yo...

Yo Momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow jacket kids tried to get on it to go to school because they thought it was a bus.

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to cut through a safe with a Laser Tag gun!

Yo momma's so fat she tried on Orion's belt.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to get the mail it measures on the richter scale.

Yo Momma so poor, I went to her house and stepped on a cigarette, and she said, "Who turned off the light?"

Yo mama so fat, she coughed next to a corn field and made popcorn.

your momma's ass is so big when she sits down she's three feet taller

Yo Momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, and I said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." And she said, "No, I found one."