You Are Under Surveillance |
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 Jun 4, 2010 |
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Funny Quotes - Behave yourself! All of what you did have been recorded by a surveillance camera.
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Humorous Camera Robot |
| How Old Are You
Mrs. Wilson appeared before the judge in a divorce action. "How old are you?" asked the judge. "Thirty-five," said Mrs. Wilson. The judge noted her greying hair and wrinkled... |
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| Top 10 Ways To Tell You Are A New Dad
10) Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.
9) The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.
8) You are used to doing everything... |
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| A Test To See If You Are Innocent
What do you see except dolphins? If you cannot find the dolphins within one minute, you are a wolf knowing nothing but sex. Click... |
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| You Know You Are An Italian When
- You're 5'4", can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day, but you still cry when your mother yells at you.
- Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but... |
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| You Know You Are To Stressed If........
"You Know You Are To Stressed If"........
...relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest. ...you can achieve a... |
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| You Konw You Are A Cat Person If
... you refer to going to the bathroom as "using the litterbox." ... you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair. ... you consider cat hair in your food as... |
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| You are too fat
I'm sorry,but It's not all my fault,my training partner is very slim. |
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You Are Under Surveillance 
